Marriage Advert Poem Print

Bespoke Verse
£14.00


This brand new marriage poem comes in the form of a job advert for a husband or wife, skills, salary, hours, pension all described!

Our funny and joyful marriage print makes the perfect gift for weddings and anniversaries. It is also suitable as a wedding poem or reading and for a marriage proposal!

The poem is actually a 14 line sonnet. It was written by Bespoke Verse poet (and Oxford graduate!) Joanna Miller, whose wedding poems have featured in magazines such as 'Wedding Ideas' and 'Brides'. In 2013 she won the Wedding Industry Experts award for 'Best Wedding Writer.'

Whether it's the salary of kisses or the lifetime contract, everyone will recognise the role of a husband or wife that the 'The Marriage Advert' describes.

For an additional fee, you are welcome to add a short message at the bottom to the couple or your partner.

There is a choice of coloured fonts: deep red, moss green, sea blue, hot pink, bright blue, bright green, vivid purple.

We can also frame the poem for you if you wish.

The poem is printed onto the highest quality GF Smith white A4 card (330gsm) using Dura-Bright waterproof ink. There is no mount around the print.

The print is dispatched in a super-stiff envelope.

The lightweight wooden frame is matt white with a slightly grained effect. It has a hook for wall hanging. The front is Perspex.

Each frame is handmade in the UK by Fine Art Trade Guild commended framers using Italian moulding. The product is dispatched in a purpose-made picture box.

The print is H30 x W21cm (A4) and when framed measures: W34.5 x H25.7 x D2cm

The Marriage Advert

Seeking eager partner to establish winning team

A unique opportunity with proven pension scheme

The major skills required are: patience and affection

Not necessary for this role: a good sense of direction.

A diplomat would be preferred, as would a willing host,

A loyal and committed type could flourish in this post.

The salary is kisses and the bonus is negotiable

The hours are extensive for the candidate who’s sociable.

Advantage will be given to applicants with passion

Who demonstrate affinity with sports events or fashion.

The live-in nature of this post is surely an attraction

Just one of many benefits which may bring satisfaction.

Please apply at altar steps, dress code: formal, new

And sign the lifetime contract with the simple words: I do.

Copyright Joanna Miller 2013 (author's permission required to reproduce this poem)

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