Custom Written Poem Print - Patterned Border

Bespoke Verse

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" Words can not describe how brilliant the poem is - from all the information I sent, Joanna produced a unique, witty, rhyming poem that was amazing! My mum was so pleased with it & everyone who has seen it has commented on how brilliant the poem is!  I cannot thank you enough for both the excellent customer service & high quality product received!"

A custom written 26 lined personalised poem for any event. Laughter and tears guaranteed!

Our bespoke poems are the ultimate in personal gifts, often commissioned to mark milestone birthdays and special occasions. They have been described as 'the gift of a lifetime.'

The poem is based on your background information and comes with a proof to approve. It also makes a great speech for a birthday party or special occasion.

Our poems have been filmed by the BBC and are often referred to as 'clever', 'witty' and 'distinctly not naff' and have been recommended as gifts by VOGUE, OK!, The Daily Mirror, Prima, Woman and Home, Perfect Wedding, Metro and Easy Living.

Our writing team is led by award-winning poet Joanna Miller. Joanna has a degree from Oxford University, so she knows her rhyming couplets! She and her team of professional writers have written thousands of bespoke poems between them, may of which are commissioned by returning customers who have found the perfect present for the person who has everything.

When you order we will send you a questionnaire about your special person. We ask you questions about their likes and dislikes, character, nicknames, habits and hobbies, in-jokes and funny stories.

We will use your words and ideas to create a clever and affectionate portrait of your special person and what they mean to you. You will be sent a proof to approve and any tweaks required will be made for you.

Printed to order in our studio on the highest quality white paper milled in the UK from trees grown in the Lake District (250gsm, FSC accredited). We use top quality Dura-Bright waterproof ink.

Prints are sold unframed unless a hanger or frame has been added in the drop down menu. Prints arrive flat, packed with backing board and wrapped in cellophane.

Oak Hangers are wood at the front with a black magnetic strip on the back of each strip. Hangers are sent in a tube alongside prints. They come with a picture nail and have a black cord attached for hanging.

The poem print is H30 x W21cm (A4) and H42 x W30cm (A3)

A4 oak hangers: W21.6cm x H2.3 x D1cm. A3 oak hangers: W29.6 x H2.3 x 1cm

Sample poem:

Happy 60th Birthday Mum

In Bournemouth town there lives a mother

Superior to any other.

Sixty years of age is she,

Though looking more like twenty-three,

The secret to her youthful glow

Is golf and gym and veg, you know.

Yes, Beryl has that mystic art

Of always looking very smart.

Her hair: perfection on a head

As soon as she gets out of bed;

The home immaculately neat

(As long as Colin wipes his feet.)

Now, anyone who crosses Beryl

Is truly in a state of peril,

For Mrs N has such a glare

You really wish you were not there!

In fact, you’d very likely say

That lady’s like a Milky Way:

A firm and solid outer part

With soft marshmallow at the heart.

She’s the lynchpin, axis, core,

The lighthouse guiding you to shore,

The rock that’s there whatever weather,

And keeps the family together.

So Happy Birthday Mrs N

Beloved Mother, Wife and Friend.

Copyright Joanna Miller 2012

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