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A Pumpkin Poem For Halloween

A PUMPKIN LOVE POEM

I'm a single pumpkin girl
I'm courting on the porch
The candle light's romantic
(Though my scalp's a little scorched).
My companion is grinning
With square and sparing teeth
I think he's from Ocado
Which quite frankly's a relief.
I know I sound quite fussy
But when it comes to kissing
I like a man of quality
Who's middle bits are missing.
Yes, I love a dude in orange
Who makes me feel like jelly
With a rakish hat upon his head
And a fire in his belly.
 
By Joanna Miller

 


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